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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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