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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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