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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luna eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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