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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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