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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Peanut eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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