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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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