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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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