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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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