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Pet death
My
aunt
Cecilia
had their beloved pet
rabbit 🐰
Hermoine
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
a lion 🦁
a turkey 🦃
a crocodile 🐊
a venomous snake 🐍
an elephant 🐘
a warthog 🐗
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
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