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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Ginger eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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