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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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