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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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