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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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