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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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