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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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