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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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