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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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