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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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