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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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