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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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