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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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