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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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