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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Alfie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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