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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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