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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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