Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.