Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.