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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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