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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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