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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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