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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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