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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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