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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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