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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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