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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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