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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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