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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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