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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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