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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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