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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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