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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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