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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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