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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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