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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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