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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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