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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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