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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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