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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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