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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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