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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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