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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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