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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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