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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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