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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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