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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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