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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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