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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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