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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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