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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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