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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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