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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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